Dark Humor Bathroom Cross Stitch PDF Pattern | 6.0" x 6.9" | 4 DMC Colors

Add a little inappropriate humour to your bathroom décor with this cheeky cross stitch design.

The Dark Humor Bathroom Cross Stitch Pattern features the message “Please do not leave dead hookers or cocaine in our bathroom” with a smaller “Take that shit with you!” line underneath, framed by simple pink-and-green floral borders. The contrast between the sweet decorative style and the wildly inappropriate wording is exactly what makes it work. It’s a fun choice for dark humour fans, unconventional bathroom décor, or stitchers who like projects that get a reaction.

Designed for 14-count Aida, the finished stitched area measures approximately 6.0 × 6.9 inches. The pattern includes colour and black-and-white charts, a Pattern Keeper-compatible version, and a basic cross-stitch tutorial.

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✦ Design dimensions: 6.0 x 6.9 inches
✦ Stitch count: 84 x 96 stitches (1,173 total, 61 Backstitches)
✦ Fabric: 14-count Aida (not included)
✦ Colors: 4 DMC floss colors (not included)
✦ Skill level: Confident Beginner

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✦ Pattern for Pattern Keeper
✦ Pattern in Color
✦ Pattern in B&W
✦ Basic Cross-Stitching Tutorial

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